viernes, 4 de julio de 2008

I just posted to say something

Un clásico de Stevie Wonder!

No New Year's Day to celebrate
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
No first of spring
No song to sing
In fact here's just another ordinary day

No April rain
No flowers bloom
No wedding Saturday within the month of June
But what it is, is something true
Made up of these three words that I must say to you

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

No summer's high
No warm July
No harvest moon to light one tender August night
No autumn breeze
No falling leaves
Not even time for birds to fly to southern skies

No Libra sun
No Halloween
No giving thanks to all the Christmas joy you bring
But what it is, though old so new
To fill your heart like no three words could ever do

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
of my heart

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
baby of my heart

jueves, 3 de julio de 2008

George, Condi, Hu, Yasser and Kofi

Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor Condolezza Rice


George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: 'Hu' is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese foodin the Middle East?

miércoles, 2 de julio de 2008

TESCO 24 hours

Kaixooo:

Hemen gabeko 22:39 dia ta oaintxe iritsi gea etxea. Hemendik kilometro batzuta dantzan izan gea ta nahiko interesantia izan da. Jinge Jives edo holako zeoze zan, gehiotaz enteratuko naiz ta kontauko dizuet.

Bidean gentozela geatu gea Hipermerkatu baten, TESCO izenekua (Irla Britanikoetan famatua). Egunean 24 ordu irekitzen dituzte eta pare bat argazki atera ditut detailetxoekin:
Lehenengo hontan, ikus dezakezuenez, kaxa automatikuak dia. Hau da, zu jute zea kanpoaka, zuk pasatzezu kodigo de barrasa, zuk patze zu... self service a tope vamos. Noski danak etzian horrela, baina 6 edo 8 zeuden.

Bigarrengo hontan ikus dezakeguna da eroskiko konpretaku karritua, "de toda la vida" esaten dan bezela baina oinez ibili ezin duenentzako. Baita ere inbento ona.

Bueno, oaingoz bi detailetxo hauekin usteizuet, dagoeneko ohera nijua ta.

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Ondosegi ta animo!!

Best regards,

Markel